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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• i just want to know who i am
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Can we all just get along?
• Why do you want to get married?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
• Can't we all just get along?
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Getting what you want from tech support
• Rape committed by women
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I always wanted to get married one day
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• i know you are but what am i
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real

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