Findings:

• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Get out of Hell free card
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• here, but not here
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I can't get comfortable here
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Hot pursuit
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Get out the crying towel
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Rape committed by women
• Gotta get out
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Can we all just get along?
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Get the fuck out of my office
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Can't get you out of my head
• I always wanted to get married one day
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Get out of jail free card
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Starving in the greenhouse
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• You can't get there from here
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?

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