Findings:

• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• One Chord Guitar Man
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I am but higher
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• One Man Answered
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
• One Man Army
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• i know you are but what am i
• One Man's Freedom
• Kae and Kai - A Play in One Act
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• One A.M.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I am a man
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• The TV Man Story
• A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
• So, which one of you is the man?
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• An acoustic set, played for an audience of one.
• In finite games, one plays within the boundaries; In infinite games, I play with the boundaries
• One Man Asked In Anger
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I am nothing but my sins
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• I am an IT Department of One.
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• i am an octopus in the shape of a man
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I am an army of one
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• one man band
• How one man could control the Senate
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• A genocide begins with the killing of one man
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• the one armed man (user)
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• One Act Play
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Square One TV
• i played the last game of chess a man ever played
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part One)
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I am the wind dreaming that I am a man.
• I am a minority of one
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• i am no one (user)
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• i am a fragment of a man
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• One man's trash is another man's treasure
• One man went to mow
• One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind
• Man with one leg shoe dream man
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The faith of one man
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• One man's trash
• OMAC, the One Man Army Corps
• In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
• One man can make a difference
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• One Punch Man
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Enjambment: A Play (Act One)
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I am not an attractive man
• One Dimensional Man
• The Man with One Red Shoe
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• When I am an old man
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• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• mermaids should come with the cable tv
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian

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