Findings:

• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I am much too rough, much too edgy.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• You don't have any real problems
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• How the mighty have fallen
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• you don't talk much
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Salary of the President of the United States
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Show your dog some much deserved respect
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I don't have the time
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• How I learned to live with my noisy computer
• How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
• An American in Tours
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• What I have learned from being fired
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• How could you ever have enough?
• How much more can we bear?
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Yesterday I learned how to kiss
• And I don't even know their names
• We have learned our lessons well
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• How would you understand?
• You don't have to remember my name
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't know how to smile
• Learn how to drive, dammit!
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to learn anything fast
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• You have far too much time on your hands
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Baptist jokes
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• she does not know how much I need this
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Khaled Islambouli
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Learn how to fly
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Learn how to punctuate.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• what is this i don't even
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• learn how to spell, mormon
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How much information is there in the World?
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How we could still have a President Trump
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• So you don't have to
• I still don't even know you
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Sex with a chicken
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Stoned music memories
• How much money do you make?
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• No, I don't have channel 11
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• How long have you known?
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice

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