Findings:

• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• I am eighteen years old
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• 15 years old
• When the Year Grows Old
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• One year old
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• food fight
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• 16 year old
• When I was ten years old
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm not old enough to love you
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm too old for this shit
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• clueless newbies
• I once was a clueless young noder
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• Terms Used in "Clueless"
• Clueless in the Kitchen
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• clueless (user)
• drooling fanboy
• Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
• I can't stop drooling
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm not drinking any more
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."

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