Findings:
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- So I wake up
- When you wake up feeling old
- How Our Bodies Are Used--and Our Minds
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- wake up and find her still there
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to pick up Sheilas
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to f*** up
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I wake up so energized
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
- Can I wake you up?
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- wake up in a dumpster
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to set up a formal table
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to get more out of Psi
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Lost in Boston?
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Locked Up and Locked Out
- And then one day you wake up
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Wake up... Time to die!
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
- When Renny wakes up
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- Wake up
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to set up and record an EEG
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to urinate standing up
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- The worst way to wake up
- wake up hair
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- How to Fall Out of Love
- I can't wake up
- ...and a wake up
- Wake up!
- anemotis's morning wake up call
- Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
- Wake me up if you still want me
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- wake up and smell the coffee
- your name, once I wake up
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Wake up with the king
- Reasons To Wake Up
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- For Every Day, I Wake Up.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- How to fall out of an airplane
- we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- How to find out your own IP address
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- how to short out a phone line
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How did I end up here?
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to make roses open up
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to have an out of body experience
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to liven up a party
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How We Hold Our Hearts
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Ken Lay
- How to pick up men
- drop the bass and come out with your hands up
- long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
- Technological advances take up more of our time
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- How to pick up women
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- How to impress The Man
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