Findings:
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be a geek
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
- Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How it's Going to Be
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- May the Force be with you
- How To Be Good
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- I may not be unbreakable
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Animals which may be immortal
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
- How Not to be Wrong
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to be telekinetic
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be an improv musician
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- How to be a street musician
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- meteors may be fallen angels
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- How to be a fuck-up
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- How to be a backstabber
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Things every child should be taught
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Starving in the greenhouse
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be a good customer
- Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
- Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
- Fishing may be painful
- Be that as it may
- Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- May the Fourth be with you
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to be a Better Person
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How Should A Person Be?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- How to be a more productive writer
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How to be invisible
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- and the world may be long for you
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- how to be a friend
- How to be an asshole
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Running toward the edge
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- How to be a troll
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- Be cool in college
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- How to be anonymous
- Goops and How to be Them
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- My life may no longer be my own
- Rebeca Martinez
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to Be Alone
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- How to be a badass
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How the Internet Came to Be
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- gods we may be
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- may their names be sung forever
- How To Be Funny
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- How to be a lardass
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
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