Findings:
- How to pick up women
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How to pick up men
- How to pick up Sheilas
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- Taking over the world using cows
- What up, Dog?
- This is how fat women should treat each other
- find a penny, pick it up
- How to insult someone using calculus
- How to Suppress Women's Writing
- How to get your stuff voted up
- Stopping a dog fight
- How to download Everything2 to your handheld using AvantGo
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to set up and record an EEG
- How beautiful these women are!
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Reloading pistol ammunition using a Dillon progressive press
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
- I pick up countries and scatter them down
- Pick it up
- up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
- Would you pick up a penny? (e2poll)
- How to induce vomiting in a dog
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- How to control a light using multiple switches
- Riding a bike without using your hands
- How to reformat a standard NT Domain login using ASP
- How did I end up here?
- How to make roses open up
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- How to walk using crutches
- How to make your Linux box dual boot using Grub
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- How to liven up a party
- Searching E2 using mouse gestures in Mozilla
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
- Pick up Sticks
- She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
- The Pick Up Line
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- Pick up a tail
- How to repel women
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Pick up artistry
- Come Pick Me Up
- Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
- Immunizing a dog
- Butchering a dog
- How to exchange two variables without using a third
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- How many men/women masturbate?
- Picking a zit
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- butterfly stroke
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- How to f*** up
- How to Moderate a Listserv using qmail
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to urinate standing up
- How to sleep with 0 women in four simple steps
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- How to sleep with 10,000 women in four simple steps
- How to set up a formal table
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Ken Lay
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- how to make door lock picks
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- pick up
- Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- pick up line
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
- Local publications I picked up in Toronto
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Watch whose money you pick up.
- Too loud to pick up that flinch.
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- Black Dog Games
- Dog, the other white meat
- dead dog
- Man Bites Dog
- Yellow Dog Linux
- dog's breakfast
- Three horrible old women and a monkey
- dog park
- That Dog
- Triumph, the insult comic dog
- A Boy and His Dog
- dog's bollocks
- Dogs of War
- The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
- Essex Dogs
- Curtail dog
- Dog bee
- Dog day
- Dog days
- Dog fancier
- The Brazier and His Dog
- The Dog and the Cook
- The Dog and the Oyster
- The Dogs and the Hides
- The Shepherd and the Dog
- The Man, the Horse, the Ox, and the Dog
- The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
- The Dogs and the Fox
- tofu dog
- Hair of the dog that bit you
- Colorado Minty Dog
- boonie dogs
- Salty Dog
- Top Dog
- You can't teach an old dog new tricks
- salty dog rag
- Yves Jumbo Veggie Dogs
- Nate Dogg
- Diamond Dogs
- Adopting a dog from the Humane Society
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
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