Findings:
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Helping people cheat
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Making the heartless girl cry
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How to Pull Girls
- How to kiss like a ninja
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- If you want X, you know where to find it.
- How much for the little girl?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- What the world wants to know about newts
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Enquiring minds want to know
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Vol. 2, Squirrel you know it's true
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Hot Girls Wanted
- The girl wants something harder
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How do you know it's real?
- How do you know that name?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
- How to get a girl's attention
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- how far do you want to go?
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- The kiss will know if the lips stay still
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Things I want my child to know
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- You know you want me, baby!
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- you don't want to know
- How to meet the most girls
- Dreamed I Kissed a Blonde Girl
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Kiss the Girl
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How to Know God
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- What A Girl Wants
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- How Do You Want Me?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- OBAFGKM
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- How do I know if I love you?
- When you want me and how you want me
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- how did i know this?
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I want that first kiss feeling
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- Flags and flag etiquette
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I want a first kiss
- 277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
- I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- Girl U Want
- I Kissed a Girl
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
- How to not get the girl
- How To Meet Girls
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Things guys think girls should know
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- she does not know how much I need this
- Getting what you want from tech support
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How we know what we know
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Know How, Can Do
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I don't know how to smile
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
- How I know I love you
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- You, standing
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I know how many there are.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- How to know if something is worth doing
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
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