Findings:
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How to insult someone using calculus
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to give a hug
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- Forgiving someone
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to declare someone dead
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- How to hypnotize someone
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to tackle someone
- How to interview someone
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Beating someone severely
- How to ruin someone's life
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- paying someone to flush your toilets
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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