Findings:

• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Madmen have a world all their own
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
• Villon's Straight Tip to All Cross Coves
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• They All Laughed
• How to shrink a head
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How to screw with people's heads at the mall
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
• How They Came to Bunbury
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They Kept To Themselves, Mostly
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• And they all just stood and stared
• Kids that age think they know it all
• The children are all crying in their pens
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• Off with their heads!
• how do we take it all back?
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• How the Dukes of Chandos acquired their wives
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• They think it's all over
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• They are all pretty but fading.
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• How it all began
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It's all in your head
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• how to square a number in your head
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• How to convert binary to English in your head
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• Chipirones en su tinta
• seedless grapes
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
• Automobile tire pressure
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• That's All Folks
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• All of Me
• Depertment of They
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six

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