Findings:
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How to have an out of body experience
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- you have never been safe
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- What have you been smoking?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- You have your work cut out for you
- How the mighty have fallen
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- i have been burning for so long
- You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Finding out you have cancer
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Advice I have been given about girls
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Listening to Fear
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- How to "Have People"
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I could have been Canadian
- you would have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- What Might Have Been
- How to find something which has been lost
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- You have far too much time on your hands
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How we have grown apart
- leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Sex in a small car
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- You, standing
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- How to have an epileptic fit
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Names have been changed
- I have just been shot
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- AES may have been broken
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- He's been places they have not.
- I could have been one of a two
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Why I have a fear of breasts
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
- oh, such fear as drives so much acquisition
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- It's been odd out in the world
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Sex with a chicken
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
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