Findings:
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Many have died; you also will die.
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- I have too many clothes
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How many keys on a piano?
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How we have grown apart
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How many elephants
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- How many infinities are there?
- How many grooves are on a record?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I don't have the time
- How to have lesbian sex
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How many beans make five?
- How many living things are there on earth?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- How to time waste at work
- How many primes are there?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- I know how many there are.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- how you spend your time is what you become
- This Is How You Lose the Time War
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Long Haired Preachers
- How to "Have People"
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- You, standing
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How could you ever have enough?
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- She says kill. I say how many.
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- How many special people change?
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Kids have no concept of time
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Computers have no sense of time
- I have lost many things, so many
- How the mighty have fallen
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to have an out of body experience
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Sex in a small car
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- I used to have so many dreams
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to have an epileptic fit
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- In the time you have
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Sex with a chicken
- How long have you known?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I must have called a thousand times
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- How long have you been in love with her?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many men/women masturbate?
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
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