Findings:
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- How to set up a formal table
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How to set up and record an EEG
- I am saving many smiles for a new upside down tomorrow
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How many elephants
- I am not making this up
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- Middle finger
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- This is not how I am
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
- How many grooves are on a record?
- How did I end up here?
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- How to make roses open up
- I am holding you now
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- How many men/women masturbate?
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- How many primes are there?
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How to urinate standing up
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How to f*** up
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I know how many there are.
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- I am a rabid bear with a coat of many colors (e2poll)
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How am I doing?
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I am many things, but I am not that strong
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- How to floss without hurting your fingers
- How to whistle through your fingers
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
- Ruth holding up time with her beauty
- holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- How to pick up women
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- How to get your stuff voted up
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to pick up men
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- I am confused by many things...
- How many keys on a piano?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How many beans make five?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How to pick up Sheilas
- Ken Lay
- How to liven up a party
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- She says kill. I say how many.
- It is sad how many were torn off
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
- How many special people change?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- How many infinities are there?
- The many people I am
- am
- .am
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
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