Findings:
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- The Last Will and Testament of Jake Thackray
- how i will contribute in nation building
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How long have you known?
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- How will I die?
- How the universe will end
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- how long does it go (user)
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- Stay for as long as you must, leave as soon as you will.
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- One last kiss before the long goodbye
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
- Supertoys Last All Summer Long
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- How long is a piece of string?
- The Last Will and Testament of Alturus Portwick
- long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
- Nothing outside the text will last
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How Long Blues
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- How Long is a Chinaman
- Forsaken on the Moon, How Will We Breathe?
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How to ride long distances in a car
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- How to grow your hair long
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Dreams last for so long
- A hollow longing in her that will last
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Last Will and Testament
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- there will be a last
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- You will suffer long term physiological damage if you swallow that gum!
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- At long and dear last
- Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
- Joe Hill's Last Will
- How long do babies sleep?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to grow marijuana
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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