Findings:
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- That's Just How He Was
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- More than he was willing to give
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He Was Only Joking
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He taught me how to smoke
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I married him because he was not mean
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- some say he was never here at all
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- At least he was gentle
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
- He Was a Crook
- All he left her was alone
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- making certain he was touching her
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- he was a punk poet himself
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He was found
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- And he bought our every word for dollars.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- He Hate Me
- I like the way he reads poetry
- He and she are one
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
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- He loves me, he loves me not
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- He died on a Sunday morning
- H.E. Roscoe
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He never looked back
- He Who Is Death
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He's a good guy friend
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- He says she says
- He who controls the past controls the future
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- He says the most beautiful things
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- He flops over and bonks his head
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why won't he call?
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- "Shut up," he explained
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- Our God, He Is Alive
- he held secret conversations with statues
- He gave her a daisy
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- It's just the way that he walks
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- He fled
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
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- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- He Knows Not Their Names
- he says
- Yi he quan
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The Man He Killed
- great things he has taught us
- he just died
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He Hudas not pay
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- "Fill it in", he said.
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- What He Suffered
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- So, he's leaving
- the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
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- He and She
- Surely he would remember this
- He who smelt it, dealt it
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