Findings:
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to scream when no one is looking
- When all the stars go out at night
- Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- So how did you two meet?
- Oh, so that's how it is
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- When in doubt, throw it out
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- When you want me and how you want me
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- we walk the same path out of sync
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- You know you're blacked out when...
- when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to get more out of Psi
- When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Walking in NYC
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to walk using crutches
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- when did we forget how to play?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- So How Come
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Three Step Out For A Walk
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- when in doubt run it out
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- When you blow out like a dead star
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- how to short out a phone line
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Who what when where why & how
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How not to faint when you can't move
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to have an out of body experience
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Lost in Boston?
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How to fall out of an airplane
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
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