Findings:
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to turn around in the street
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- How to control a light using multiple switches
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Lighting a fire
- How we could still have a President Trump
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- Her smile could light up a three-story building
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How much more can we bear?
- How to turn any number into a 9
- how to measure the speed of light
- How not to transmit information faster than light speed
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- Tenderly you turn the light off in your room
- You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
- How it turns
- How one man could control the Senate
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How could God let this happen?
- how could you (user)
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Lighting a book match one-handed
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- How to get more donations for Everything
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- How could you ever have enough?
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
- The Grass Could Turn Blue, the Sky Could Turn Green
- I could hear her thoughts
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- Turn on the Bright Lights
- How to make sports games more fun
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- How to freeze light waves
- How do you hear the water?
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How Far To Turn
- Watermelon hookah
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- How to light a barbecue
- You said you could hear the galaxy
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- How your brain interprets light
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- How to picture light
- How to light a lantern
- there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- How could this happen?
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- How Bill Moyers Turned the Tables on Scholastica
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- How to get more change than you deserve
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- more light for falling in love
- Bring more light than that
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- If I could turn back time
- How to transmit information faster than light speed
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How to make a left turn in LA
- How to move something faster than the speed of light
- tumble turn
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How to be a more productive writer
- Turn on Your Love Light
- One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21
- How to build a quiet PC
- More Words (user)
- How to set yourself on fire
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- carbonated milk
- Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
- How you doin'?
- How to make a pine cone bird feeder
- How to grow your hair long
- How to clean a bathroom
- One more (small) thing...
- More Troubles for Bubbles
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- No one belongs here more than you.
- How to ruin a roleplaying game
- Why don't poets kill their audience more often?
- How to write a history term paper
- fraud in medicine: more prior authorization
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- more central of a seal
- How to send a child to college
- Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- The World Turned Upside Down
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You remember how to whistle don't you?
- Turn Things Upside Down
- How to straighten a warped bicycle rim
- My turn signal is not a request
- How to escape domestic violence
- How's Your News?
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- How to make five popsicle sticks explode
- How to install Linux on a dead badger
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- How to locate Vega, the North Star
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- How to get Apache to use simple URIs
- How the red barn passes
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- How to smoke weed in your dorm room
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- How to stop sinning
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to Write a Damn Good Novel
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- What you say, What I hear
- How it feels to love your ghost
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- How to teach Sarah Palin a new trick
- I hear the noise of wings
- How to change your life
- Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
- How Important is One Vote?
- you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
- How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
- How to beat the national debt
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Female masturbation
- How do you sell your art?
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
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