Findings:
- How to "Have People"
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Even nerds need people skills
- How high tech app helps people engage with birds
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How Sprint fires people
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- How fast can blind people read?
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- why she makes her wishes at 7:07
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- How People Became People
- How to herd people in public
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- boss i wish you had told me
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- Of how Signy sent the Children of her and Siggeir to Sigmund
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to Irritate People
- How people avoid buying drinks
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- I wish I knew how to quit you
- How many special people change?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- she had already found her party
- I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- If I had a nickel...
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- I had pleasant times as well
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- if I had my druthers
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Had Gadya
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- Questions I have had today
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- We had silent conversations
- If I Had Known
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- The seizure I had last night
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I once had a cavity
- They had been expecting me
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You had better...!!!
- I Had No Right
- We have had enough of your beige
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- What the Wizard had to say.
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- a leg had bared itself
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- You Had It Coming
- Death Wish Coffee
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- We had a record label
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- Best smoke I've ever had
- When I was young Time had no wings
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- The best I never had
- The Fun They Had
- I had a brother, once
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
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