Findings:

• How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• How to crack root and not get caught
• The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• How Pac-Man got his name
• How Greg got the Prosperity Baby-Proofed
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• How Six Men Got On in the World
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• How the American flag got raped
• Caught red-handed
• All caught up
• Caught in a snow storm
• My friend's car caught on fire
• getting caught in semantics
• caught in the flames
• Caught in a Web
• you know you've been caught
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Caught in the middle of it
• glad I caught it
• caught up in the clouds, soaked with beautiful tears
• Caught In A Mirror
• Student caught with loaded .38
• caught masturbating
• The time my father caught me having sex
• I am caught in between
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• The only crime is getting caught
• Caught between sky and shadow
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• caught stealing
• Why Christianity never caught on in Japan
• Caught by a smile
• I caught the football
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• I went out to the forest and caught 100,000 fireflies
• Caught a cold wind
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Caught between yes and maybe
• I want to be caught
• The bright woman is caught in a double bind
• Some Old Hippy Caught A High Tripping On Acid
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• So they caught George W. Bush
• So they caught Santa Claus
• Caught the vapors
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• The Day The Earth Caught Fire
• caught in a song-hat spray
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• Caught between the moon and New York City
• she’s caught in headlights, the silken deer
• Caught up
• caught in your embrace
• I caught myself
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• Nietzsche's Individual: Caught in Time yet Towering Above It
• I think I misunderstood, a mirror caught my eye
• Tips on not getting caught, from Paul Manafort
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• Got Milk?
• You Really Got Me
• I got the babel fish!
• You've got mail
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I've got the Internet
• Got to buck
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Got Beer?
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list
• You've Got Stalkers
• The one that got away
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• Everything got me fired!
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I got pierced
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Have I Got News for You
• Johnny Got His Gun
• We've Got Tonight
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Amidala Got Back
• Blue Got Up
• Why I got my tattoo
• Got root?
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got a good feeling!
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• The Songs That Got Away
• how many more must die?
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• You've got another think coming
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Got prostate cancer?
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• I got your nose
• Got Self Esteem?
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I Got Six
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• I've Got the World on a String
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• We've got company
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• You've Got A Friend
• Ya Got Trouble
• I Got Rhythm
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• i got nothin (user)
• I gots a Weasel
• I got a 1400 on the SAT
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• Freddy Got Fingered
• Your cable TV just got better!
• The day Wendy's snake got away
• I've got mine
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I got sunshine in a bag
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• Ain't We Got Fun?
• We've Got A World That Swings
• Because I Got High
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Pioneers Who Got Scalped

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