Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "hop on the cock you so obviously badly need and ride back into whichever of the seven hells you came from"

• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• If Jesus Came Back Today
• One long June I came down from the trees
• Putting the genie back into the bottle
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Back From the Dead
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• instructions from badly translated Chinese
• Invocation to bring back fled noders from history
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• Goke: Bodysnatchers from Hell
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• Aloha From Hell
• Putting the party back into the Grand Old Party
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• My hands on her back; slipping into sleep
• Ladies From Hell
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
• Girlfriend from Hell
• Escape from Hell Dvd
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Killer vegetables and the farts from Hell
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• How to win back your soul in hell
• So Where The Bloody Hell Are You?
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• From five to death and back
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• Her raised middle finger came into focus
• Elf needs food badly
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• A ladder back chair from Connecticut, c. 1800
• From Hell
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: Epilogue
• How to jump into water from a height
• Vampire Squid
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
• can you show me where this came from?
• Revenge of the Killer Robots From Hell
• Cajun Sushi Hamsters From Hell
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
• From Hell, Hull, and Halifax may the Good Lord deliver us!
• back and bat at as hell
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• So I went, into the field of macaroni
• Leading apes into hell
• Pigeons from Hell
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Need Another Seven Astronauts
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• The Cat Came Back
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell
• Squeezing toothpaste back into the tube
• So the sheep will push back
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
• That extinct fish with the hard to spell name that came back
• Five Came Back
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa and back (category)
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• Bringing them back from the dead
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• in the shell of the village before the horse archers came back
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• Step Back from the Beach a Moment
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Welcome back into the river
• The Child who came from an Egg
• Monkey need pizza badly
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• The theory that Venus came into our solar system relatively recently
• Where the stadium money came from
• looking back from the moment of death, spiralling antimatter from the eyes
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• Your mother sucks cocks in hell
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• All of these thoughts came from my mind?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• stop adoring from so far away
• College Roomies from Hell
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• staple removers from hell
• The Summer Job from Hell
• Treasure Trolls
• An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Kennel From Hell
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• Deepstrike Mission from Hell
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Cycle Sluts from Hell
• My Dead Grandmother and Crowbars From Hell
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The Hike From Hell. An Appalachian Trail E2 Noder Meet of Truly Nietzschean Proportions.
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• Ball From Hell
• Monster from Green Hell
• So Far From Home
• It Came From Outer Space
• Hell and Back
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• The Lord Descends Into Hell
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• Back Bay
• On Our Backs
• back door
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• back light
• Back Street Banger
• Backed Up Outback (user)
• The straw that broke the camel's back
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• the back roads
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Take Back Vermont
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• broken back
• Exercises for the Back
• Water off a duck's back

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