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- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
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- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Sweep me up
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Bitch set me up!
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- Lifetimes are catching up with me
- Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
- The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Wake me up if you still want me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- O Lord Thou crackest me up
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- Come Pick Me Up
- My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
- hook up
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Hit me up
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Don't wait up for me
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- let me grow up
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Fold Me Up
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- Smile at guys, for me
- Stand Up Guy
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- That guy
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- Comic Book Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- The Humble Guys
- Family Guy
- The perfect guy
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- Guy Stevens
- Nice guys finish last
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Arcata Guy (user)
- Guy Dynamic
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Guy Noir
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- nice guy complex
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- College Guy Casserole
- Two Guys and a Girl
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- The Guy Nod
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Menards guy
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- funny fat guy who dies
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- An old guy I saw in the subway
- Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
- Helping people cheat
- Penis size and impregnation
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Guy Montag
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Sign Guy
- Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
- good guy mob
- Cranky Media Guy (user)
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- fat guys
- Ugly Naked Guy
- Guy Pearce
- Never kick a guy in the crotch!
- Fry Guys
- Underwater Guy
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Guy Fawkes Day
- Fry Guy
- I was a nice guy once
- justa guy (user)
- The Happy Guy
- Guy Verhofstadt
- Quake Guy
- Five Guys Named Moe
- Jealous Guy
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
- cool guy (user)
- Bad Guy (user)
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- The Red Guy
- What guys do with their penis
- Guy Gardner
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