Findings:
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- The next life will be better
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- His version was better
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- but you wanna be bad
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Things that could be
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- My life may no longer be my own
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Human Consciousness could be Immortal
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Could man be drunk for ever
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- What life after death will really be like
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- We could all be blind
- If God was willing to let it be
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- I must die or be better
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- Rebeca Martinez
- Hot pursuit
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- What can be better than that?
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- The Ten Commandments revised
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- The best kind of bartender
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- If I could be someone
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Where's the kaboom?
- The mountain could be home
- It Could Always Be Worse
- You could be so delicious
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- It is better to be thought a fool
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
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