Findings:
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- drop a piano on his head
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- up his own arse
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- He flops over and bonks his head
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- Off with his head!
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- Eli Whitney and his Patent
- The Man and His Wife
- His Flames Are Joys
- His Majesty the Scarecrow
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Innocent contact with his flesh
- The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Up Your Ass
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- lawnjart spills his guts to the press
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
- The Eagle and His Captor
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- I saw his round mouth's crimson
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- On His Blindness
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- Pascal on his deathbed
- Von Kempelen and his Discovery
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Tokusan holds his bowl
- The Horse and His Boy
- Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- trumpet of his rump
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- and then his words silenced my noisy thought
- his throbbing manhood
- I went to visit his grave
- Requiem for What's His Name
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- I cried in his arms
- And in His Brave Court
- In His Own Image
- Picked his bones in whispers
- too big for his britches
- A Boy and His Dog
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The Fisherman and His Nets
- The General in his Labyrinth
- His Name Is Alive
- Let the earth hear his voice
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- To His Coy Mistress
- His Royal Highness
- Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- the moile with the clocks in his window
- How Pac-Man got his name
- Bless his Heart
- The Fisherman and his Soul
- Zuigan calls his own master
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- When the foeman bares his steel
- And then I broke his nose
- In the Springtime of His Voodoo
- Valediction to His Book
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Saturn Devouring His Children
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- The Little Boy and his Dogs
- His chocolate stained lips
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- Forgetting his life away
- His Toniness
- We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
- Sokath, his eyes uncovered
- Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
- His Desire
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- To Each His Own
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Heads Down, Thumbs Up
- Hold your head up
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- de Molay recanted his confession
- Spinning in his grave
- His hips know the original dance
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- His girlfriend
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- The Brazier and His Dog
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- Johnny Got His Gun
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- Toward his impossible light
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
- If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
- Kissing a man all over his face
- i like his madness
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- His 'N' Hers
- how Wiener found his way home
- Atom and His Package
- Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
- The Colour Of His Voice
- river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
- 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- all the way up Reagan's ass
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