Findings:
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- give me the truth or nothing
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Better him than me
- Drugs Or Me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Love Me or Leave Me
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- It's Me or the Dog
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- better off with him than here with me
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Tell him, she told me
- She could not live with or without him
- me or the gun
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
- as much as time to him reveals
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Crown Him with Many Crowns
- Just give him the damned fish
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- It's never him
- Language of the dead
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- Divine hunger sustains him
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- then I hugged him
- I refute him thus!
- You want that I should rough him up?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- I didn't want him
- Jen, I really hate him
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- To Him Who Waits
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- a poem for a boy before I met him
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- Heart! We Will Forget Him!
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- I'm not sharing him
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- An Ode for Him
- And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
- Can I eat him, boss?
- To the Not Impossible Him
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- She Misses Him
- I married him because he was not mean
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- My self-image hurts him
- I was Chris to him
- Don't feel bad to call him black
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
- Send him to Detroit!
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- His Infernal Majesty
- A day without him is three months long
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- Atli bids the Giukings to him
- Lui: A View of Him
- A day without him is three years long
- As Nature Made Him
- HIM (user)
- Seeking the recluse but not finding him
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- him da best (user)
- a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
- Worship Him
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
- H-I-M (user)
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Kissing Him
- We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
- him will I blot out of my book
- person, place or thing
- Adore Him
- He who has ears, let him hear
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- you can't love him anymore.
- The "Priest" They Called Him
- Play him off, Keyboard Cat
- To Know Him Is to Love Him
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- She won't kiss him until she marries him
- We can rebuild him
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- i told him to write poetry on my arms
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- There is none like unto Him
- Better than kicking him into next week
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- the stars were falling just for him
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
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