Findings:

• Know your pets
• Type A blood
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Using a command line
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I have too much to say
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have too many clothes
• Too Much of Heaven
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You take up too much space
• Too much awesome poetry on E2
• The World is too much with us
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• other people's money
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Thinking too much
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Too much school makes us crack
• A River Aint' Too Much to Love
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• I am much too rough, much too edgy.
• Too much candy
• think too much (user)
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Dead people I have known
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• People want what they cannot have
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• How much money do you make?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• My man loves action figures too much
• Too much spring
• On the cost of First Class postage
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• the rides at the state fair this year are much too dangerous
• Too much bandwidth
• too much chasing; not enough catching
• Too Much Mustard
• Too Much Blood
• I've spent too much time leading horses to water
• Days when art is too much to bear
• I sometimes think I am too much
• People have fucked up before
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Demand is not measured in units of people, it is measured in units of money
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Too much information
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Effects of too much Angband
• Obsession hurt too much
• Seeing too much blue
• Almost Too Much
• Not enough chlorine in that gene pool
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Too much beauty
• Too much living is no way to die
• When words mean too much
• Can I masturbate too much?
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Too much pink in October?
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• Too much law, not enough justice.
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• too much is almost enough
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Too much of a good thing
• Too much to lose
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• A reason to drink
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How to "Have People"
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• worse things have happened to better people
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I have no money and I must pay
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• calculating how much money you are making while pooping
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• How to save money and help the earth too
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Men have feelings too
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I think I think too much
• You Worry Too Much
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Too Much Coffee Man
• too much
• Too Much Joy
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you

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