Findings:

• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• Where's the kaboom?
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I was a homeless bum
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Help Me, Rhonda
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I figured out Faith
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Dreams where your teeth fall out
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I figured it all out
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• You move me to completion
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Where you can't find me
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Dreams where you can't move
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Lick me where I bleed
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• figure out
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Figure It Out
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• where does that leave me?
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Before you, there was me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• This node was made for you and me
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• stir me out of my dream
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• can you show me where this came from?
• windows where I can look out
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Please help me!
• Finding out where a net user lives
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Where organized religion lost me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Where to get help with Linux
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• god help me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Where feminism lost me
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• help me (user)
• Help Me, Daddy
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• You say you want to help me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• So help me God
• There was no one waiting for me...
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
• Help me help you

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