Findings:

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• he would have laughed
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• he would have cried
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You stole what they would have given you
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would like to have emotions
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• in my own ocean the tide would never rise
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have never been safe
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• He never returned
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He's been places they have not.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I have never felt more alive
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• a ship's construct would never understand
• I never thought I would node this
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• He never looked back
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• I never thought it would be like this
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If only men would listen!
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• He Never Died
• you would have been
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Using a command line
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• What pornos would have us believe
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I Have Never Known a World
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Bernie would have won
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Surely he would remember this
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He'll never know what he's missing
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• some say he was never here at all
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I have never
• You mean the me that you would be
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I have a tricorn hat
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value

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