Findings:

• He was a cinnamon roll too pure for this world. She was absolute metal.
• I was adored once too
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• That's Just How He Was
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I was alone for too long
• and with that, the final word was written
• He weaves his words
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• I married him because he was not mean
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• some say he was never here at all
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He Was a Crook
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• All he left her was alone
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• When words mean too much
• Too Cool for Kissing (document)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• too many words
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She was too beautiful to be human
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• the word eat he
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He Was Only Joking
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• It was always about words
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was found
• too cool for school
• At least he was gentle
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he was a punk poet himself
• He's Leaving Home
• Goodbye is just a word
• Does He Take Sugar?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• He's alone. She's alone.
• he that is not with me is against me
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• He called me Sarah once
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Too many cooks spoil the dish
• You Worry Too Much
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I want to put my hands there too
• The stone's too small for this
• Too much beauty
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• too much is almost enough
• Music was better in the old days
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I was not sleeping anymore
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• I was young and I needed the money
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Michael was special
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• When I Was a Babe
• It Was an Ancient Place, and a Holy Place
• It was beauty killed the beast.
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• The Word
• No Word
• paid by the word
• Japanese Words About Gardens D-G
• the words I'm after
• The City of Words
• You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth
• cool geek shirt
• Word Racer
• Way Cool
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• A cool short C program
• Words In The Shadow
• Pages of Cool for May 2001
• Word Me!
• How to type furigana in Microsoft Word
• HEY youre cool (user)
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• The word anime is not from French
• Not cool
• you play with the serious words
• Cool Beans Salad
• Countries that start with the word "the"
• he who (user)
• words, reading, and love
• The Cryptic Words Of Patrick Stewart
• He's a good guy friend

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