Findings:
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- why you should never be a referee
- I never thought it would be like this
- Names that should never be given to important files
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- some say he was never here at all
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- What is and what should never be
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Things every child should be taught
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- It will never be just you
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- I'll never be the other woman
- If God was willing to let it be
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- You Should Be Sober
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- How Should A Person Be?
- Should I be happy?
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Food should not be luminous
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I should be running in the sunshine
- What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- This node should be filled with waka!
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- This node should be filled with renga!
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- I should be able to remember your face
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- stupidity should be painful
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Where's the kaboom?
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Should high school be mandatory?
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Never be the first to let go
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- No threat should be taken lightly
- There will never be another you
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- titles should be approached laterally
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- You never think it will be the ducks
- Home I'll never be
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Farmers' Market
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Automobile tire pressure
- Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Laundry should be free
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Should I be sorry?
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Chalant should be a word!
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- AI should be our top priority.
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- It should not be this complicated
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Marks which will never be broken
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Knowledge can never be certain
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Why should we be moral?
- Things never were what they used to be
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- She was too beautiful to be human
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Funerals should be a celebration
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