Findings:

• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Gilligan's theory of women's moral development
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Why women dye their hair blonde
• Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
• asshole
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• How to be an asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• The I-95 Asshole Song
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• How to dismantle an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• he who (user)
• He
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• he/she
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• s/he
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• He's Gone
• hes (user)
• He's Jack
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He Is Born
• Li He
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Song of the Sorceress
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He never returned
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Even my faults he adores
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• great things he has taught us
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
• he'
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• The Man He Killed
• he says
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He's a good guy friend
• He Knows Not Their Names
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Yi he quan
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he just died
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• He Hudas not pay
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Surely he would remember this
• So, he's leaving
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He says she says
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• mad he (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He and She
• He (user)
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and she are one
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He Hate Me
• He who controls the past controls the future
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• H.E. Roscoe
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• "Shut up," he explained
• At least he was gentle
• He died on a Sunday morning
• He says the most beautiful things
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• It's just the way that he walks
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.

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