Findings:

• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• when does it end (user)
• Another tragic victim of Britain's Sewerage system
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• He flops over and bonks his head
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• She Bit Him In Two
• I married him because he was not mean
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Which, in retrospect, is a bit small of him.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He who has ears, let him hear
• A poem for when I loved him
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth
• When can it end?
• I know when the world will end
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• When the World Ends
• When summer's end is nighing
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• When he became an old man
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
• When she is talking to him
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When Harry Met Sally
• When you met me, when I met you
• When I first met you
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• What if I saw him in three years, in another city: better?
• another
• Another Fine Myth
• being close to another person
• Another Green World
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Of our Methods of Recognizing one another
• another housing option for your hamster
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• One man's trash is another man's treasure
• Lentils Another Way
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another Dark Lady
• one for another
• literacy: it's another language
• Another miserable day at my horrible high school
• another aspect of the Everything User Search
• Tell me another lie
• My New Life in Another Country
• Another Christmas Song
• Another addition of small poetrysmile
• The Wizard Performs Another Trick
• Another person (user)
• Another Mayberry
• yet another another1 (user)
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Another Soup Maigre
• Yet Another Soup Maigre
• Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
• another camel burned
• Just another moment lost in eternity
• Another Planet
• Not Another Teen Movie
• Things from another world
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Die Another Day
• Another pack of charming young boys
• Iowa. Noders. Flirting. SOLIDARITY: Another Meet in IA City
• Another being's life
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose
• How to paste one person's face over another
• Son of Nature Trail to Hell: Another Appalachian E2 Gathering
• Yet another suggestion for economic reform in Britain
• Another Drinking Song
• Another sleep-inducing panel on the plague of public somnolence
• Another World Is Possible
• Into the Another World
• How to project one vector onto another
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• Five Bucks Says Blood Bounces on Ice: Another Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• Another afternoon in Jamaica
• Another Lullaby
• Another rendezvous at the graveside
• Another Girl's Paradise
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• The reward for a good deed is the chance to do another
• Another Disaster At Ground Zero
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• There is another theory...
• The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter

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