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• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He brings me books like flowers
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• he calls me monster
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• he calls me girly (user)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• The day he gave me a lift
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He called me Sarah once
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• he that is not with me is against me
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• she, he, and me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• He just left his body
• He Hate Me
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He taught me how to smoke
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He Looked Like the Summer
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I like the way he reads poetry
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• he's like someone living in a dream
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• he likes to watch you walk
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He made a way to his anger
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He flops over and bonks his head
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He weaves his words
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• he (or she)
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• he just died
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• I married him because he was not mean
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Maybe He's A Christian
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me

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