Findings:
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- stop being so English
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Why I love Pascal so much
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- being in his orbit
- in love with being in love
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- So easily betrayed by gauze sleeves
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
- you being in love
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Voyeurism is so last year
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- she's so virginal in her bodily extortion
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Accidental death odds
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- So her hat does not blow away
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- What it's like to be in love
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- feline allergies
- And so, we made sweet love with the weather
- Dreams last for so long
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Being the last to fall asleep
- The dream people were being assholes.
- Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- The Wild Colonials
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
- My War Gone By, I Miss It So
- Being "in love": Revisited
- on being hit by lightning
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- And so, the countdown nears an end.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- He speaks so well!
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- What makes her so cute?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- So, he's leaving
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- So I let her go
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- So bashful when I spied her
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