Findings:

• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I could have been one of a two
• kick ass
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• sorry ass
• Kick Out The Jams
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Penis for a day
• Could I Have Been?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I could have been Canadian
• I could fall in love with Jersey at sunset
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• You have your work cut out for you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• masturbating right after working out
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Grow right out of your own body
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• If he means to kidnap you, sorry for ruining the surprise
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Could have beens, should have beens
• It could have been me
• I could make a habit out of you
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• the only comfort we could ever have
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How we could still have a President Trump
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Finding out you have cancer
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• he would have laughed
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Crossing Christ out of Christmas
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• The Wild Colonials
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• Canada Kicks Ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• And All That Could Have Been
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Could you have danced with me?
• Astro City #5
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How could you ever have enough?
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• How to have an out of body experience
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You have the right to remain silent
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You have the right to ask
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• i have to get out
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• he would have cried
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• He's been places they have not.
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment

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