Findings:
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- His Eyes Are Closed
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He made a way to his anger
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He flops over and bonks his head
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
- He weaves his words
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Chew with your mouth closed
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- he is too shy to write his tale
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- I saw his round mouth's crimson
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- He just left his body
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- Can't Hardly Wait
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Anarchy can't last
- Canted Angle
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- You Can't See It
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Take It with You
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- You can't inherit respect
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- Can't Come Down
- The Cant
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- The Girl Can't Help It
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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