Findings:
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He loves me, he loves me not
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- They had been expecting me
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Ask Me Why
- I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The best teacher I ever had
- I've Never Been to Me
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Ask me about Loom
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- boss i wish you had told me
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- How long have you been in love with her?
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- They asked me to write a letter
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- he had a dream
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- had Orpheus been a gentleman
- I had been hungry all the years
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- It's been an hour. I still love her.
- love like you've never been hurt
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- Somebody once asked me...
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Best smoke I've ever had
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- You had me at hello
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- King George he had a Date
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He Hate Me
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- It could have been me
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- I've been smoking ever since
- let me ask (user)
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- the hottest it has ever been
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- He's been places they have not.
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Ask Me Anything
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I asked her not to forget me
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I won't ever understand me
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
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