Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "he *killed* himself over his percieved loss--my death--when it was for his *gain* and because i loved him that much"

• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He flops over and bonks his head
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I married him because he was not mean
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• His version was better
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Schrödinger killed his cat
• He weaves his words
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• He just left his body
• he was a punk poet himself
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Kissing a man all over his face
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• He made a way to his anger
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• some say he was never here at all
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• HE HIMSELF (user)
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• Because I love you
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• That's Just How He Was
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• He Was Only Joking
• He was found
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• All he left her was alone
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.

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