Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "he's makin' a list, checkin' it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice..."

• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Find an out
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• Girl gangstas
• You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Finding out where a net user lives
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How to find out your own IP address
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• Half-sour pickle
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• He who controls the past controls the future
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Who finds my apathy useful?
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• A metaphor for sex
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Find someone who...
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Brothers Gonna Work It Out
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• fuck around and find out
• find someone who dreams of you
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• he who (user)
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He Who Is Death
• he (or she)
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Naughty, then nice (document)
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• Calling nice Americans Canadians out of politeness
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• The Who Sell Out
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Find the Fish
• find
• How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Find Many Cows
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• Infinite series to find values of trigonometric functions
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• How to find good nodes
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• I can't find the any key
• I find the idea of political parties in a democracy objectionable
• Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Seek And You Shall Find
• Finding a bathroom in New York City
• Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
• How to find north
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• C Program for Calculating Individual Hexadecimal Digits of Pi
• They'll find their own lightning
• Find the Cost of Freedom
• We find ourselves in sex
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• find the widget, save the world
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• How to find the inverse of a matrix
• find a penny, pick it up
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Where did Archie find the time?
• SLA finds the beach
• To find one's place
• Find the Lady
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
• A Hard Man is Good to Find
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• And there find God in everyone
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick

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