Findings:

• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• People have fucked up before
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Have you been a dad today?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• How could you ever have enough?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever thought
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• you have never been safe
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• i have been burning for so long
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• What have you been smoking?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have just been shot
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Movies that should have been books first
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Have You Ever Walked?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• the hottest it has ever been
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• you would have been
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• What Might Have Been
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I could have been one of a two
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Names have been changed
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• He's been places they have not.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I could have been Canadian
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• AES may have been broken
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I've been smoking ever since
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• right up my alley
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Knockturn Alley
• Hogan's Alley
• Alley Baggett
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I've Been Tired
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian

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