Findings:

• Evolution is only a theory
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• It hasn't been so long, but
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• I've been smoking ever since
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• It's been years since we were born
• Since U Been Gone
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• Since I've Been Loving You
• 1972
• Hugo Awards: 1972
• 1972 Summer Olympics
• Hugo Nominees, Novel, 1972
• Nebula Award Finalists: 1972
• April 17, 1972
• 1972 Winter Olympics
• 1972 Olympic Men's Basketball Finals
• UK Number One singles of 1972
• The Making of the President 1972
• 1972 US Presidential Election
• George Washington's 1792 State of the Union Address
• Dracula A.D. 1972
• Tony Awards: 1972
• 1972 (user)
• I was consistently naked for six weeks in 1972 to protest the Geneva Convention
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• you know you've been caught
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• You've Been Dumped
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I've been a woman for too long
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I've Been Tired
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I've been working on my homework
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• It's been real
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Attention has been paid
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• AES may have been broken
• I've Never Been to Me
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• I've been dead a long time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• I’ve been completed
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.

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