Findings:

• feline allergies
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• What in the world has come over me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• The world has fallen in love with a dream.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Experience has made me bitter
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• True love has waited long enough
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• God has no free will
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• What golf has taught me
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• If No One Will Love Me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• ha ha only serious
• Ha
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• ha!
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Has
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• the time has come
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Satan has your nose
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• The Eagle Has Landed
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Water has negative calories
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Elvis has left the building
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• my body has taken over my thinking
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• H.A. Rey
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• Where has the smoke gone?
• Smoking has class
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Each one has their own story
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• This year has flown
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• She still has my Borges book
• Death has entered my life once more
• gomame no ha gishiri
• A serious error has occurred
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• ba shana ha ba'a
• jo ha kyu
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• Pain has an Element of Blank

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