Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "guys who may as well already be dead and therefore don't care about the consequences of their acts"

• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Capitalize, please
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• may their names be sung forever
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Dead links in writeups
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't care about the air
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who carp about their jobs
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• the already dead
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• Don't mope, act!
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Affordable Care Act
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Already Dead: A California Gothic
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Don't Worry About the Government
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• A boat does not care about its wake
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• You, standing
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Think globally, don't act.
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• An angry rant about health care in Netherlands
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• Don't Be Afraid
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• play dumb
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Much Ado About Nothing I.i
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• General sexuality newsgroup
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The bored who complain
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Don't tell me about her
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Don't think about it
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand

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