Findings:

• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns kill people.
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• When you kill people they die
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Know your pets
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• People don't flail when they die
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Things people don't want to hear
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• people who don't exist
• I don't believe in people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• People and Government
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Don't encourage people to read
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• People who don't read
• don't kill your clients
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Kill Yr Idols
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• kill -9
• kill -PIPE
• Camp Kill Yourself
• A Time to Kill
• How to kill a clown
• God Loves, Man Kills
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Meat Kills
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• A View to a Kill
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Kill Your Television
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Kill the rich
• I will kill you if I can
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Accidental death odds
• spermicide kills
• how my computer nearly killed me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• kill -XCPU
• Kill
• kill file
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• kill word
• Kill the Poor
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• I think I killed it
• Humane octopus killing
• I kill microbes for a living
• Licence to Kill
• Society killed evolution
• High Time to Kill
• Smoking can kill you
• I Love to Kill
• Why does Man kill?
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• Please Kill Me
• Killed By Death
• computers kill kids
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• The Man He Killed
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• To Kill a Dead Man
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• kill -9 dueling
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I would kill my mother
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• This machine kills fascists
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• Kill a rap
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• Kill Yourself
• Gravity Kills
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Bikini Kill
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Kill Rock Stars
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• One Shot One Kill
• Kill your sampler
• Kill time before it kills you
• They killed our Lord
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Let's Get Killed
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Someone please kill me
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• kill -BUS
• Kill two birds with one stone
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• kill -KILL
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill Zone
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her

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