Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Madmen have a world all their own
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Know your pets
• Capitalize, please
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• All words and fingers with hearts thrown in
• I have spent all night paging you
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• We are all we have
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• these are the wolves who run all night
• Baptist fear of dancing
• It's like you don't carrot all
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• A reason to drink
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• All cats have nine tails
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I don't have a television set
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• The children are all crying in their pens
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• all living things must above all else have hope
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't remember all that much
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• So you don't have to
• All the fairies have gone
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• don't spend it all in one place
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• people who don't exist
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Where have all the poets gone?
• My paintings are all I have
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• And All That Could Have Been
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Long Haired Preachers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• All I have left to lose
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Cats don't have brakes
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Stoned music memories
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand

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