Findings:

• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• The full moon made me do it
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The Devil made me do it
• Do You Believe
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You Do Something To Me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I don't believe in anything
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• It was the least I could do
• Why do people believe in God?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Why Do You Love Me?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• The Internet made me do it
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I was a homeless bum
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Do you like me?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I like you; do you like me?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Please do not bring me flowers
• What Do I Do With Me
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• Do you think you could love me now?
• What you do to me
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Do you think it's me?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• How Do You Want Me?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• Goodness Gracious Me
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• do you believe in the universe?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• This node was made for you and me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Before you, there was me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• It was the right thing to do.
• Do you know me?
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• I don't believe in people
• I Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• I believe in God
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Do Her

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