gonk
= G =
gonzo
gonkulator /gon'kyoo-lay-tr/ n.
[common; from the 1960s
"Hogan's Heroes" TV series] A pretentious piece of equipment
that actually serves no useful purpose. Usually used to describe
one's least favorite piece of computer hardware. See gonk.
--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.