Findings:
- How to Know God
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- Yossarian is also God, if you must know
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How do I know if I love you?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- You know you've been away from home too long
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How do you know it's real?
- How long do babies sleep?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- God Knows
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How long have you known?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- How do you make God laugh?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How To Think About God
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- how long does it go (user)
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How long is a piece of string?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- How Long Blues
- God only knows
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- I know how many there are.
- How to grow your hair long
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- How Long is a Chinaman
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- How to ride long distances in a car
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- You don't know my GOD
- How could God let this happen?
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- How to know if something is worth doing
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Know How, Can Do
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- Long live God
- How Man creates his Gods
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How we know what we know
- God died a long time ago
- How do you know that name?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- she does not know how much I need this
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- TGoP: Of How the Gods Whelmed Sidith
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How Gods Live On
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- I don't know how to smile
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How I know I love you
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- Tom Long
- How do you make a life matter?
- Your God Is Too Small
- Josie Long
- How to survive a toilet crisis during a party
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- How to scrape for cash
- How cold is it?
- A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
- How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
- I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
- How to shoot a rubber band
- The author is dead. Long live the author.
- Make an egg bounce
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- Cleaning your laptop
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- How to induce vomiting in a dog
- And God created woman
- Cleaning electronic devices
- City of God Book VII : 2
- Changing the rear spark plugs on a transverse GM V6 engine
- City of God Book XVII : 2
- how disappointing (user)
- Of Gods and Men: The Quest for Godliness
- How to set proper banmasks
- Open letter to God
- Driving a car on gravel
- God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
- How to wean kids from TV
- The Hand of God in the Heart of the City
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Child of God
- How to raise your son to inherit your dictatorship
- So help me God
- Knitting socks
- God of the meridian
- Charles Bridgeman
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Ye gods and little fishes
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- i am tha god a speed
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to Survive a Hurricane
- The sky is a machine for making gods
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- God and the Universe
- How People Became People
- The forgiveness of sins is God's final revenge on mankind
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