Findings:

• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• some say he was never here at all
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• the little friendship that never was
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was never broken
• A Woman Who Never Was
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
• imaginary girlfriend
• Girlfriend in a Coma
• His girlfriend
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
• Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Fighting with your girlfriend
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Winning back your girlfriend
• my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Swordsman's Girlfriend
• New Girlfriend
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• Girlfriend aura
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• low-maintenance girlfriend
• Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
• Girlfriend from Hell
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Asian Girlfriend
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
• Girlfriend (user)
• Your Girlfriend (user)
• perfect girlfriend
• Mexican girlfriend
• Love cookies
• Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
• My cat and my girlfriend
• girlfriend of the Singularity
• Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
• World's End Girlfriend
• Schrödinger's Girlfriend
• Canadian girlfriend
• Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
• sonnet for my girlfriend
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
• Magical Girlfriend
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Never
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• This will never happen
• I never thought it would be like this
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Rust Never Sleeps
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• We were never really friends
• Answering a phone that never rings
• Never underestimate the power of soup
• I never get mail
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never say die
• I think that I shall never see
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Things that we will never use
• Never be the first to let go
• Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• voice never dies
• What if it never happened?
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• He never returned
• Never look like you're staring
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• A broken heart never heals
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• Something never perfect
• September that never ended
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Never argue with a fool
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• The Grass is Never Greener
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Born, never asked
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• How come we never dated?
• It's never him
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Never Is a Promise
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Never Say Never Again
• Evolution has never been observed
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• pub that never shuts
• I never
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Sore throat cure
• The Thread That Never Ends
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• Never Again
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• never use variable arguments in C++
• why i could never live in the city
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• two positives never make a negative
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• You can never get away from yourself
• Violence never solved anything
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Bargaining? Never with that roof.
• Kirby G6
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict

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