Findings:

• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
• His version was better
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• To Robert Evans (as regards his getting older altogether suddenly)
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Getting depression drunk
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• I was very, very drunk
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• false cause
• The absurdity of single cause
• the root of the cause
• lost cause
• cause célèbre
• Smoking causes heart disease
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• How much pain did you cause?
• The Law of Cause and Effect
• To Thee Old Cause
• Rebel Without a Cause
• Cheap beer causes STDs
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• Proof that Baptists cause tornados
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• Complex Cause
• The single greatest cause of atheism
• Cigarettes cause fatal lung disease
• Cigarettes cause cancer
• Why must smoking cause cancer?
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• Smonking causes cancer
• a just cause
• Drugs Reported to Cause Visual Hallucinations
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• why global warming causes weather to become more extreme
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Warning: Ecstasy may cause brain damage
• Aristotle's Causes
• An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations
• The Higher Cause
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• The cause of religion
• Cause of death
• Patron Saint of Lost Causes
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Toilet tissue causes driver distraction
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 13
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 20
• The hCG Blood Test Can Cause Unnecessary Heartache
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• Devil Without A Cause
• Can chemicals cause enlightenment?
• Mississippi's Declaration of Secession
• A Cause and Effect Experience
• Leading causes of death among porn stars
• How lightning causes RFI
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Cause Celeb
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• cause group
• efficient cause
• final cause
• formal cause
• material cause
• London Causes of Death in 1700
• Lightning causes mutations
• Gimme your hands, 'cause you're wonderful
• sectional cause group
• Love is cause and effect
• Declaration of the Causes and Necessity of Taking Up Arms
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Cause and Effect
• Causes of brutality on the eastern front in World War II
• In Freedom's Cause
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Causes of terrorism
• Commodore code to cause seizures in the infirm
• Causes of Progressivism
• The Myth: Poverty is a major cause of Crime
• May cause diabetes in geese
• probable cause
• The Causes of Monsters
• Cause For Alarm
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• (at least) three cheers for cause and effect
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Just Cause
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• Effect and Cause
• Historical Causes of the Crusades
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• The fact that your band is "politically aware" does not cause it to cease sucking
• Causes of the 2008 Financial Crisis
• Gay marriage as the cause célèbre of the creative class
• Cause 4 Concern
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• martyr without a cause
• 'Cause is a reason
• The Myth of the Lost Cause
• The Leading Cause of Bankruptcy
• Does being nocturnal cause brain damage?
• This Won't Cause Trouble Later
• cause marketing
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Top ten causes of death: US 2012
• Top ten causes of death: US 1995
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Causes of death: which does your doctor treat?
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• Questionable cause
• treating the symptom instead of the cause
• Matrimonial Causes Act
• Top ten causes of death: US 2020
• Causes of the Potato Blight
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• legally drunk
• drunk driving
• get drunk
• Get drunk on History
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Drunk mouse syndrome
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Drunk and refusing to stagger
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Drunk Logic
• Drunk in Manhattan
• drunk tank
• Don't node drunk
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy

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